Category Archives: Disney

Who is that sad, fat ballerina?

Sometimes you can’t help it. You feel really great about life; sassy, empowered, pretty and witty and bright. And sometimes you want to lie in the fetal position in a corner with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos attached feedbag style … Continue reading

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Joan of Arc would totally be into Twerking.

It’s official. I’m old. Why have I come to this revelation?  Well, besides my hip making a noise no human body part should make when lifting from a chair, I just found out there is a pop culture phenomena all the … Continue reading

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Dammmn Guurrl! Did you go on a cartoon diet?

Hey Girl. You look great. Have you been cartoon dieting? It’s totally working. Or did you get a cartoon defrizz treatment? And that dress? Was that cartoon altered? Whatever you did, you’ll have no problem snagging a man now that … Continue reading

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