Category Archives: Beauty

Jada Pinkett Smith gains 8-10 pounds and isn’t instantly tarred and feathered for the repulsive human being she has become. Bravo World.

  Perhaps you heard recently that Jada Pinkett Smith as gained 8-10 pounds on her tiny frame and is fine with it. Oh no? You haven’t? Well you can catch up here http://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/jada-pinkett-smith-enjoys-weight-gain-115820410.html Or in this completely different article about … Continue reading

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Who is that sad, fat ballerina?

Sometimes you can’t help it. You feel really great about life; sassy, empowered, pretty and witty and bright. And sometimes you want to lie in the fetal position in a corner with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos attached feedbag style … Continue reading

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O Sister, Where Art Thou?

The other day I was flipping through the channels and somehow landed in the middle of a Nicolas Cage movie (full disclosure, no somehow about it, every time I see something is staring Nicolas cage I always give if it … Continue reading

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Barbie, harsh truth…you look fat, hon.

I have many people in my life mating with their spouses and subsequently producing children which means I am in Babies ‘R’ Us more than my fair share. And sometimes whilst walking through the aisles of cute baby clothes my uterus smugly points … Continue reading

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Dammmn Guurrl! Did you go on a cartoon diet?

Hey Girl. You look great. Have you been cartoon dieting? It’s totally working. Or did you get a cartoon defrizz treatment? And that dress? Was that cartoon altered? Whatever you did, you’ll have no problem snagging a man now that … Continue reading

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Chunky cheerleaders need not apply.

http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/OKC-thunder-girl-chunky-CBS-houston.jpg (Click on page to make bigger and please make sure to check out the poll questions under the article. “This woman has no business wearing that outfit in front of people.” Nice.) Bravo lady blogger. Don’t get me wrong, … Continue reading

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Biological Clock, Smiological Clock.

So I read this article http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2238592/Egg-freezing-fathers-graduation-present-daughter-claims-leading-fertility-expert.htmlentitled “Egg freezing should be every father’s graduation present to his daughter, claims leading fertility expert” (Just so you know I got the book “Oh The Places You’ll Go,” for my graduation present from my … Continue reading

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