Author Archives: feminism or fairytale

Dammmn Guurrl! Did you go on a cartoon diet?

Hey Girl. You look great. Have you been cartoon dieting? It’s totally working. Or did you get a cartoon defrizz treatment? And that dress? Was that cartoon altered? Whatever you did, you’ll have no problem snagging a man now that … Continue reading

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What is the emoji icon for sexism?

Whilst texting back and forth with my friend Jerra the other day she pointed out that all of the iphone emoji icons were pretty sexist. WHAT THE FLERK, elves that live in my iphone and make icon images!?!?!?! Why are all the … Continue reading

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Chunky cheerleaders need not apply.

http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/OKC-thunder-girl-chunky-CBS-houston.jpg (Click on page to make bigger and please make sure to check out the poll questions under the article. “This woman has no business wearing that outfit in front of people.” Nice.) Bravo lady blogger. Don’t get me wrong, … Continue reading

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Biological Clock, Smiological Clock.

So I read this article http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2238592/Egg-freezing-fathers-graduation-present-daughter-claims-leading-fertility-expert.htmlentitled “Egg freezing should be every father’s graduation present to his daughter, claims leading fertility expert” (Just so you know I got the book “Oh The Places You’ll Go,” for my graduation present from my … Continue reading

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Mother of the year, she ain’t.

So this woman has been in the news for writing a letter to a UK newspaper about how she didn’t want kids. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2303588/The-mother-says-having-children-biggest-regret-life.html#ixzz2PuPJefdS Whoa, seriously lady, tell us how you really feel. I’m sure every psychiatrist within a 30-mile radius is … Continue reading

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Youth is wasted on the dumb.

So I first read this and was sad, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2227753/Why-girls-20s-hooked-Botox-Especially-experts-warn-probably-make-look-OLDER.html . Getting Botox in your 20’s? That seems crazy.  Although sadly I must admit, I understand the inclination. Although a decade ago my beauty regime consisted of running water over my face (Or … Continue reading

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I like your rack.

http://www.mensfitness.com/women/hollywoods-hottest-racks When I read the title of this article I got very excited. I assumed it would be a pictorial spread of Hollywood celebrities’ racks decorated throughout their homes. Perhaps Amy Poehler’s cozy coat rack, Alec Baldwin’s hand made spice rack, Javier … Continue reading

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Reasons why you are still single.

A married friend of mine said to me the other day “Wow, what is it like to be single? It’s been so long since I’ve had a first date. It must be awesome.” (Okay, so I don’t actually have a … Continue reading

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Feminism or Fairytale?

In my teens and 20’s I was confused. But fortunately for me, I didn’t know I was confused or what I was confused about. In fact, I thought I was the opposite of confused. I was completely sure of myself. … Continue reading

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